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Sh*t My Dad Says

Publisher : Harper Collins
Release Date : 2010-05-04
ISBN 13: 0062002945
Total Pages : 176 pages
Rating : 4.6/5 (62 users download)
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Download or Read book Sh*t My Dad Says written by Justin Halpern and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: “This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea Handler “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” —Kristen Bell “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.

More Shit My Dad Says

by Justin Halpern

Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2013-06-06
ISBN 13: 1447248953
Total Pages : 192 pages
Rating : 4.4/5 (447 users download)
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Download or Read book More Shit My Dad Says written by Justin Halpern and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-06-06 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: ‘Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a sh*tload scarier’ Sam Halpern Soon after Sh*t My Dad Says began to take off, comic writer Justin Halpern decided to take the plunge and propose to his then girlfriend. But before doing so, he asked his dad's advice, which was very, very simple (and surprisingly clean): 'Just take a day to think about it.' This book is the story of that trip down memory lane, a toe-curlingly honest pilgrim’s progress of teenage relationships, sex and love by one of the funniest writers at work today. Sh*t people say about Justin Halpern: ‘Ridiculously hilarious’ Chelsea Handler ‘Shoot-beer-out-your-nose funny’ Maxim ‘Funny, silly, honest, lively and fresh’ Sunday Times

Shit My Dad Says

by Justin Halpern

Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2010-06-04
ISBN 13: 0752227491
Total Pages : 224 pages
Rating : 4.5/5 (752 users download)
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Download or Read book Shit My Dad Says written by Justin Halpern and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2010-06-04 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: 'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me...' Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost 1.5 million people follow Mr Halpern’s philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is ‘like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair’; and this is the sort of shit he says... ‘You know, sometimes it’s nice having you around. But now ain’t one of those times. Now gimmie the remote, we’re not watching this bullshit.’ ‘Happy Birthday, I didn’t get you a present... Oh, mom got you one? Well, that’s from me then, too – unless it’s shitty.’ ‘Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.’ ‘The worst thing you can be is a liar . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2.’ ‘Why the f**k would I want to live to 100? I’m 73 and shit’s starting to get boring. By the way, there’s no money left when I go, just fyi.’

Shit my dad says

by Justin Halpern

Publisher :
Release Date : 2011
ISBN 13: 9789044617498
Total Pages : 181 pages
Rating : 4.1/5 (617 users download)
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Download or Read book Shit my dad says written by Justin Halpern and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: Portret van de eigenzinnige vader van de schrijver, met gepeperde uitspraken van senior die junior via tweets verspreidde.

$#*! My Dad Says

by Justin Halpern

Publisher : It Books
Release Date : 2010-11-23
ISBN 13: 9780062067289
Total Pages : 0 pages
Rating : 4.6/5 (67 users download)
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Download or Read book $#*! My Dad Says written by Justin Halpern and published by It Books. This book was released on 2010-11-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: “This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.” —Chelsea Handler “Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.” —Kristen Bell “If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.” —Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.

I Suck at Girls (Enhanced Edition)

by Justin Halpern

Publisher : Harper Collins
Release Date : 2012-05-15
ISBN 13: 0062215728
Total Pages : 192 pages
Rating : 4.6/5 (62 users download)
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Download or Read book I Suck at Girls (Enhanced Edition) written by Justin Halpern and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-05-15 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: In I Suck at Girls, the enhanced e-book edition, Justin's famously opinionated father goes on camera for the first time, offering life advice on topics from marriage to profanity and debating the appeal of pornography in seven exclusive videos. Justin's father also tells his version of raising Justin with an essay written in prose as hilarious and poignant as his son's. In addition the enhanced e-book features nine exclusive photos from Justin's childhood. "Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier." Fans of the #1 bestseller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always-patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through the pages of this hysterical new book. The story begins when Justin takes his dad out to lunch to announce that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe." But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should take a day off and think back over everything he's learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that's just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters. I Suck at Girls is full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom. But it's also full of new characters just as funny as his dad—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals ("You stand in one corner of the room, and she stands in the other. You each take off one piece of clothing at a time") to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The result is a pilgrim's progress through the landscape of sex and love—by one of the funniest writers at work today. Please note that due to the large file size of these special features this enhanced e-book may take longer to download then a standard e-book.

The Princess Diaries Complete Collection

by Meg Cabot

Publisher : Harper Collins
Release Date : 2014-09-30
ISBN 13: 0062374761
Total Pages : 3296 pages
Rating : 4.6/5 (62 users download)
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Download or Read book The Princess Diaries Complete Collection written by Meg Cabot and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 3296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: Meg Cabot's bestselling Princess Diaries series has delighted millions of middle grade and teen readers, and it was turned into the wildly popular Disney movies of the same name, starring Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. This collection contains all ten of the novels following Mia as she attempts to navigate high school, boys, and…princess training. Includes: The Princess Diaries The Princess Diaries, Volume II: Princess in the Spotlight The Princess Diaries, Volume III: Princess in Love The Princess Diaries, Volume IV: Princess in Waiting The Princess Diaries, Volume V: Princess in Pink The Princess Diaries, Volume VI: Princess in Training The Princess Diaries, Volume VII: Party Princess The Princess Diaries, Volume VIII: Princess on the Brink The Princess Diaries, Volume IX: Princess Mia The Princess Diaries, Volume X: Forever Princess

New York

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Release Date : 2009-07
ISBN 13:
Total Pages : pages
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Happy Father's Day; 'shit',my Dad Says

by Second TEACHER

Publisher :
Release Date : 2020-06-09
ISBN 13:
Total Pages : 80 pages
Rating : 4.5/5 (652 users download)
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Download or Read book Happy Father's Day; 'shit',my Dad Says written by Second TEACHER and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: A child's relationship with her father is more important than we've ever realized. To become strong and confident, children need their father's attention, wisdom, courage, and protection.Why is finding gifts for your dad so hard? Are you looking for a unique, personalized, make your own gift for your dad? If you're stuck on what to get, stop struggling. Here we are.You can gift a dream diary, a journal for reflective writing. Product Description: Measurements: 6×9 inches Page count:80 Material: Premium Quality PaperType: Paperback More useful than a card Soft matte cover for a luxurious feel Lined pages

Year's Best SF 4

by David G. Hartwell

Publisher : Harper Collins
Release Date : 2009-10-13
ISBN 13: 0061757799
Total Pages : 496 pages
Rating : 4.6/5 (61 users download)
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Download or Read book Year's Best SF 4 written by David G. Hartwell and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: Travel to the Farthest Reaches of the Imagination Acclaimed editor and anthologist David G. Hartwell is back with his fourth annual high-powered collection of the year's most inventive, entertaining, and awe-inspiring science fiction. In short, the best. Here are stories from today's top name authors, plus exciting newcomers, all eager to land you on exotic planets, introduce you to strange new life forms, and show you scenes more amazing than anything you've imagined. So sit back and blast off for an amazing trip with Stephen Baxter Gregory Benford David Brin Nancy Kress Bruce Sterling Michael Swanwick and many more...

Oklahoma Criminal Reports

by Oklahoma. Criminal Court of Appeals

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Release Date : 1938
ISBN 13:
Total Pages : pages
Rating : 4.2/5 (324 users download)
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Download or Read book Oklahoma Criminal Reports written by Oklahoma. Criminal Court of Appeals and published by . This book was released on 1938 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis:

Shit My Dad Says Father's Day Notebook

by Angelo Roxbury

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Release Date : 2019-01-23
ISBN 13: 9781794663985
Total Pages : 120 pages
Rating : 4.6/5 (663 users download)
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Download or Read book Shit My Dad Says Father's Day Notebook written by Angelo Roxbury and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-23 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: Do you want to document all the crazy things your dad says? Or looking for the ultimate father's day gift? That is why we created this Shit My Dad Says Father's Day Notebook: Remind Your Father How Great He Is With This Journal Log blank college ruled notebook - your dad will be rolling on the floor laughing when you whip this bad boy out! This modern and useful 6 x 9 inch (15.24 x 22.86 cm) blank journal tracker notebook has been specially hand-designed for every kind of father, from fulltime joker to passive aggressive. Each page is a chance to really stand out, document those million dollar quotations from daddy and grow your bond with your dad and whole family. The perfect companion for you when are out for dinner, camping trip, road trip, or even at home watching TV with the fam. Who knows the next crazy thing that will come out of your father's mouth next?! How does this father's quote notebook work? You can preview the layout in the "look inside" button at the top - but it is pretty practical and what blank. It can be used for years to crank out amazing content from the funny quotes your dad says on the holiday gatherings to remember again and again. Take out this father's day quote book on his special day Birthday parties are also good times to remind dad of some of the shit he has said Thanksgiving, Christmas, and any holiday gathering are perfect times to document what he has been saying. How does that sound? Using a daddy's quote notebook journal is a great way to ensure that each day you are writing, finding out when is the best time to have your pen out ready to quote him, and have a bit of fun too! See how many quotes you can crank out in one sitting and enjoy the results of more creative output from your dad and you with this fun little notebook. Who Is This Father's Day Journal For? Great gift for a dad to take to the office. Sure will get a lot of questions when he takes out the notebook Coaches too, they can enjoy the gags with this during training or game day. Kids can use this as evidence when their dad makes a promise you want to document! So what are you waiting for? Grab this practical and useful father's day notebook today and start generating quotes from him more in a systematized way. Creating just a little bit more output each day will yield amazing results, and a journal like this is your ticket to continuous laughs and good times - make it happen!

Value and Authenticity

by Rashidah Jaami'. Muhammad

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Release Date : 1995
ISBN 13:
Total Pages : 524 pages
Rating : 4.1/5 (312 users download)
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Download or Read book Value and Authenticity written by Rashidah Jaami'. Muhammad and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 524 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis:

Homes on the Range

by Peter L. Eidenbach

Publisher : Human Systems Research, Incorporated
Release Date : 1994
ISBN 13:
Total Pages : 111 pages
Rating : 4.L/5 ( users download)
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Download or Read book Homes on the Range written by Peter L. Eidenbach and published by Human Systems Research, Incorporated. This book was released on 1994 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis:

Seventy-five Years with a Country Boy

by Clayton Smith

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Release Date : 1991
ISBN 13:
Total Pages : 188 pages
Rating : 4.9/5 (39 users download)
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Download or Read book Seventy-five Years with a Country Boy written by Clayton Smith and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis:

Bugle

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Release Date : 2003
ISBN 13:
Total Pages : pages
Rating : 4.3/5 (31 users download)
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Download or Read book Bugle written by and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis:

Criminal Evidence

by Thomas J. Gardner

Publisher : Wadsworth Publishing Company
Release Date : 2001
ISBN 13: 9780534514891
Total Pages : 328 pages
Rating : 4.1/5 (514 users download)
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Download or Read book Criminal Evidence written by Thomas J. Gardner and published by Wadsworth Publishing Company. This book was released on 2001 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt/Synopsis: This text covers the key rules of evidence and the applicability of these rules in criminal matters. To some degree, it also attempts to provide students with an understanding of the rationale behind these rules. It includes many of the features that have popularized Gardner/Anderson's best-selling CRIMINAL LAW text, including high-interest examples, graphics, photos, and case excerpts.